You Bought That? · 2026-08-31 · Ratings
Get Your Freak On! Spice Up Your Life!
Freak Daddy seasoning
Mrs. Questionable Approved
Paid: $36 for a three-pack ($12.99 for cowards only wanting one bottle). Only available direct.
My college friends make it. I've paid full price for years. That's the review.
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Who it's for
Anyone who grills. Anyone who wants one bottle that handles most meals.
Who should skip
People who need a 14-ingredient rub to feel like they're cooking.
Full transparency.
This all-purpose seasoning was developed by friends of mine from college. I've been using it for years, sharing bottles with friends and family, leaving a legacy of great-tasting food everywhere I go. Not once have I received a free bottle. Or swag. Certainly not royalties. In fact, the purpose of this whole review is a shame post. To shine a light on my grudge. And maybe, just maybe, shame my friends into a free bottle or two. Or a t-shirt.
Why it works.
It may seem simple, and the ingredient list is pretty straightforward (coarse salt, black pepper, granulated garlic and onion), but the magic is the ratio. It's a versatile tool for almost any meal, and it's our go-to for everything hitting the grill: a little olive oil rub and a healthy shake of Freak Daddy. Too easy, too delicious, let the meat do the work.
Ordering advice.
They don't sell on Amazon; you order direct, and shipping is typically fast. Do not order a single bottle. ALWAYS order at least the three-pack. Trust me. You'll kick yourself when the first bottle runs out mid meal-prep, and you can use the third bottle to pay it forward.
The Mrs. Questionable Test.
It's her stamp on this one. If you go looking for the Freak Daddy, don't bother checking the pantry — it seldom leaves the countertop. It's always on hand because it's always getting used.
Pros
- Four ingredients, perfect ratio
- Works on basically everything
- Ships fast direct
Cons
- My friends have still not sent me a t-shirt … or royalties
