You Bought That? · 2025-02-21 · Ratings

The Heavy* Mug

The Heavy* Mug

This was a Mistake

Paid: $189.99 (22 lb) plus $78.99 (5 lb), direct

The 5 lb mug is a daily drinker; the 22 lb mug is a conversation piece that needs two hands.

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Who it's for

Novelty gifts, and people who thought "22lb coffee mug" and did not talk themselves out of it.

Who should skip

Anyone who expected the 22lb mug to replace a normal cup without a second hand or a gym membership.

I just couldn't help myself. I saw this on Facebook and thought, man, 22 lb! With as much coffee, wine, and whiskey I drink, I could get ripped in a week with that thing. Showed it to Mrs. Questionable, who was unimpressed, bought it anyway.

Shelled out $189.99 for the 22 lb Heavy* mug and, for good measure, added the 5 lb mug for another $78.99. They were on back-order at the time, but when they finally arrived, the mugs were as advertised: high-quality craftsmanship, great conversation pieces, and probably an amazingly memorable novelty gift.

I found the 22 lb mug to be less practical, primarily because the weight requires a second hand to comfortably lift it to my lips without spilling everywhere (probably need to hit the gym a little more), but the 5 lb mug is awesome and very usable as a daily drinker. If I could have my way, I'd like a 10 lb mug with a larger liquid capacity, but I don't make 'em, I just buy 'em.

If I were only reviewing the 5 lb mug, this would have been a three-star rating, but considering I shelled out $189 for the 22 lb mug, I've knocked it down to two stars. I could have saved this money.

The Mrs. Questionable Test.

Unimpressed before, unimpressed after. Consistent.

Pros

  • High-quality craftsmanship
  • Great conversation piece
  • The 5lb mug is usable every day

Cons

  • The 22lb mug needs two hands
  • $189.99 for the big one is a lot for a mug